craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar


shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

image


snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty crap


emmeme:

firearm

emmeme:

firearm


drakefanclub:

Ratata Swag Bitch


posted 1 day ago via extrapill · © ocarinatime with 944 notes




ive seen this video so many times and i think my favorite part 100% is that he without hesitation pronounces the name Susan “Su-Sein”

posted 5 days ago via dygxo · © femburton with 139,447 notes