beefjorky:

OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET

marasbazaar:

Best inspirational quote on the internet

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels

sclez:

chemicaltribe:

Oh my god, old Irish proverbs are the best

and my personal favourite

Words of wisdom from my country to you all.

growlithed:

please watch this to the end you wont regret it

schoolpicture:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

ectoproctologist:

timothydelaghetto:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”

“Old sport”